When I was a kid
Saw this on steph's blog and thought it was neat.
-My mom took me on the bumper cars and forgot to strap me in. When someone bumped us, I flew out of the car face first. I now have a scar on the left side of my nose by my nostril.
-I had a crush on Christopher Reeve. Correction: I had a crush on Superman.
-I performed “Can’t Touch This” in my elementary school talent show.
-I wanted to be a vet more than anything in the world.
-While flying a kite in the park, I ran face first into an evergreen tree. I got covered in sap and had a huge welt on my forehead. (Starting to see a pattern here?)
-I barfed on my second grade teacher because it was my first day at a new school and I was nervous.
-I wished I could have blonde hair and blue eyes, just so I would look like everyone else.
-I was short stop on my school’s tee ball team. When we graduated to softball, the pitcher busted my lip with the ball the first time I went up to bat. I promptly quit the team and was deathly afraid to play again until several years later.
-I would bite my classmates when they picked on me.
-I never got to go trick or treating because my mother wouldn’t allow it.
Also, winter and I have started a new blog on which to post our stories and other miscellaneous work. You can check it out here. I have posted a short story called "strangers".
Labels: lists, running into things with my face
7 Comments:
I played softball for one year in third grade. One day we were practicing fielding, the coach would toss the ball up and hit it to us. Well I was standing on the pitchers mound and she line-drived me in the face.
Gee, you hurt yourself a lot! I'm impressed ;)
Winter-What's with that? You'd think a coach would have pretty good aim. The bat is at least 8 inches away from your face, that's a pretty big margin for error. Maybe they just like to see people cry.
Steph-I didn't realize how much I hurt myself until I started making this list. I'm surprised I don't have more scars. It's pretty funny when people notice the one by my nose for the first time. I can tell that they notice, and they are trying to stare without seeming obvious about it. My favorite comment that I ever got was "Oh, I thought you just had some shit on your face."
Awesome.
I have several stories that include injuring myself. I even have one about running into a things face first. I really am a clumsy idoit.
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Hey, anybody else notice that Steve spelled idiot wrong?
Steve-Oo-oo! Do share!
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