Peoples Republic of Julia

Friday, February 02, 2007

My Own Mastercard Commercial

White Bucket: $2.25
Third Season of Mr. Show: $24.00
4 Containers of Massengil Feminine Wash $16.00

The look on Cashier's face: Priceless.

5 Comments:

Blogger Vyvyan Basterd said...

This reminds me of the time Eddie was bragging about buying condoms, KY Jelly and a coconut at the store and was all "Haw haw that cashier thinks I'm so cool, she knew I was getting some", and we were all "No dude, she probably thought you were afraid of getting AIDS from a coconut".

2/07/2007 12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if I was going to fuck the coconut then I certainly would have bought sandpaper also, der

2/07/2007 5:11 PM  
Blogger Vyvyan Basterd said...

you need KY jelly AND sandpaper? Fucking wuss

2/07/2007 5:22 PM  
Blogger colonel eggroll said...

why a coconut? Wouldn't you want something that was a little more pliable?

I can just imagine a picture of eddie in the wikipedia entry for coconuts, listed under pests.

"If you see this male in the produce section of your local grocery store, be wary! For he is a common pest of the coconut."

2/08/2007 8:53 AM  
Blogger Vyvyan Basterd said...

"common pest of the coconut", nice one

2/09/2007 3:16 PM  

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