Hey!!! PEPTO MAX!!

:::For no particular reason, I am now the proud owner of a giant key. I found it while perusing the sad trappings of a local church garage sale and it was just too good to resist. A mere 50 cents has purchased me hours of entertainment. How you say? Well for starters, I immediately presented it to eddie as a sign of Gotham city's appreciation for his recent philanthrophic deeds. Afterwards I imagined the giant it belonged to, what kind of door it would open, and where it would lead.

:::The other day while home alone, I got the Pepto Max jingle stuck in my head. In the bathroom with the fan going full blast, I broke into song only to have eddie come home just as I was screaming "DIIII-AAAA-RHEA!!" at the top of my lungs.

Result? Me running away blushing wildly, and him laughing at me for five minutes straight. It's not something I will be permitted to forget anytime soon. The next time we argue over something silly, his rebuttal will be "DIARRHEA!" and I will be forced to slink away head hanging in shame.