I wonder where he is now?

It was oppressively hot yesterday, and it reminded me of something a former coworker once said*:

(spoken in a serious demeanor with waterboy undertones) "It's very monkey outside."

"Dude, did you just say it's very monkey outside??!!??"

"eh,eh...." shifts uncomfortably back and forth. "No, I said it's very muggy outside."

"You totally said monkey!" coworker runs off. "Barr harr harr!"

Sometime after he quit, someone at work said that they'd heard that waterboy had died. Several months later he came through the drive thru.

"Dude! I totally thought you were dead!"

"Eh...no. I work at such and such factory."

"Do you remember that time you said it was monkey outside?"

Waterboy sped off and was never seen again.

*This happened a long time ago. Events may not have transpired exactly as written, but you get the general idea.