Peoples Republic of Julia

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Douchebaggery

Someone stole the washer out of our apartment complex last night.

So I've been trying to figure out a couple things.

1) How did they take it without making any noise or anyone noticing?

2)Did they steal it for the money, or because they needed a washer?

If it was for the money, how did they think they would get to it, and would it even be worth the hassle? And if they just wanted the washer, why would they take one that they'd have to pay a dollar to use? Makes no sense at all.

Perhaps some drunk people stole it.


Teabags.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Teabags!

I have often thought about stealing one of those things, if only for the thrill of it. You would need a trolley and a van and someone equally shifty to help. But yeah, I can't imagine hooking it up at home and scrounging around for dollar coins to use it. Maybe a drill or angle grinder can get them open?

PS: Here, we pay two bucks forty. Even with the exchange rate, yours is way cheaper :|

12/15/2006 12:32 AM  
Blogger Winter said...

*Scoff* First of all, ripping off the washer wouldn't be terribly difficult. I can think of two plans without going to the "Big Book O' Robbery".

Second, If you're capable of yoinking a washer hopefully the simple task of liberating the quarters inside is not going to befuddle you.

Then you can just reuse the quarters from inside the machine to run it.

Cake.

(So are we making the use of "Teabag" a total movement or what? :)

12/15/2006 11:39 PM  

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