Someone vomited outside the back door of my apartment complex. Not in the grass or the big plastic bucket just to the left of the door for cigarette butts. Nope. Right in front of the fucking door.
Oh yeah. It's orange. With bits of ramen noodle, carrots, and corn.
I didn't think it was possible for ramen to be even more disgusting than it already is.
I was wrong.
*Addendum*
It rained this afternoon and now the birds are eating it.
posted by colonel eggroll @ 6:33 PM
4 Comments:
it reminds me of grade school, it seemed some poor kid would throw up every month.
we had an old janitor instead of birds.
Little kids throw up a lot don't they?
Poor old janitor.
Fabulous. Next time I hear birds singing, I'll think of that!
Timt-A little ramen vomit always brightens a bird's day! :)
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